You heard me, peoples. I want those pageviews! At least give me the perfect deviantART birthday in July with 1000 pageviews! PLEASE!!! Do whatever you can in your power to speed up the pageview count, which at the moment is at a pathetic 2.73 pageviews per day. It can't get worse than that, surely? Get cracking, we have 2 months left! My dA birthday is 12 july, I think. PLEASE DO ME THIS FAVOUR! I'll return it somehow, maybe I'll fave your next five works.

In other, less hysterical news:

I did the National Assessment Program in Literacy and Numeracy this week. NAPLAN is the short form of it. Basically it was a few tests on English and Maths. (where's science???). One test was on English spelling and punctuation which we were given 45min to finish and I finished in 25min. The next task was a creative writing task. (Excellent!) The theme was FOUND. We had only five minutes of planning time at the beginning and five minutes at the end for editing. We only had 30min to write the actual story. Actually during editing time you can do some more writing, but of course you miss out on doing corrections. They gave me only three pages of writing space and I filled it right to the bottom. If my memory is still good, I might post the story, but bear it in mind, I had an extremely limited amount of time to write it so it wasn't as good as I thought. The good thing was for the first time ever I actually managed to end the story without sounding as though it was hurried. As for Maths, it was pretty basic, but I forgot how to do some of it and I had to guess.

I did a voluntary blood test in early April as part of this diabetes survey. The blood test did not hurt, in case you're wondering and I didn't suffer side-effects, although I had the misfortune to witness a few people who fainted. Yes. Anyway, the results came back and I was OK but I had abnormally low amounts of insulin. So I got really worried that I could get diabetes and I went to the doctor's, who told me I probably had less insulin because I played too much sport. Pff. Told me to come back again and do another blood test. I did that four days ago and that one actually hurt more than the first one but I got to have McDonald's after that. During the time when I got my results and the second blood test I totally avoided junk food and biscuits and kept to fruit for my snacks. Though yesterday I pigged out on biscuits and some sweets. Whoops.

Meh. That's all for now.

PLEASE HELP ME INCREASE MY PAGEVIEW COUNT! I've tried to do so but my efforts aren't very successful. PLEASE!!!